In true Church fashion, he doesn't notice until it's too late, Tex leaping up onto his back and throwing him off. There's a long, drawn-out moment where it looks like he might just tip right over onto both of their faces, but he recovers at the last second. "What the fuck!"

It does leave him bent over, from the weight and from making sure she doesn't fall right off. (Mostly the former.) "Shit, you weigh a ton! Ever think about going on a diet, you crazy bitch?"