"Who doesn't love a free ride? Less work for me."

As for carrying everything...he's gonna damn well try. Bags of clothes on one arm. Boozes and food bags on the other. He flexes unnecessarily, not that whatever muscle he's got can adequately be seen. "Just so long as you don't jump me. If I go down, save the booze first." Hey, what, that shit'll break, the rest of everything'll be fine.