Hey - that wasn't the agreement. I made you cookies and you are going to try them. I don't want you pulling some shenanigans later so you can try and give me a bad grade because you can't take how good these are. No.

You put those cookies back up here and eat one.

_{[ He tapped the table top, leaning slightly forward and being very empathetic about this. She was not cheating him of this moment! ]}