"Shut up," he says with enough humor to let her know he knows exactly what she means. Fuck knows why he can't shoot for shit, but damn if he's ever going to really admit it.

"Maybe there's something better? Like, fuck, I dunno, paintball or some shit. Rock climbing. I can't see you sitting on your ass for hours. Another walk around the block wouldn't hurt just to see what else we can find." Did he mean to say 'we'? Does he even notice he said 'we'?