"Fuck." He hasn't rolled off the couch yet, but he keeps considering it. He squints at Tex when she approaches--is...that a glass of water for him or is she just going to taunt him and drink it herself?
The latter is definitely the plan. She sips the glass as she watches him and his misery helps to soften hers. At least she's standing despite every fiber of her being complaining about it. "You couldn't do that, remember?"
She's gonna get kicked if she does. Thankfully, he manages to haul himself sitting upright. Things do not spin. His stomach doesn't turn anything that shouldn't into a projectile. But everything still sucks massively. "Let's not do something that fucking dumb ever again."
"Your fault," she grumbles and slumps into her seat. If he hadn't been such an ass about it, she would have stopped drinking four shots ago. Now she's nursing a hangover and trying to get water back into her body.
"Absolutely not my fault. Shut up. Just...shut up. No tequila for you for a while."
Water. Sounds good. Involves getting up. Ehhhhh shit here we go he's doing it he's doing the shuffling to the kitchen for water thing. He hates himself. Hate. Hate. So much hate. Everything is the worst. Tex is the worst.
"York didn't come in and shank me or ransack the place. So."
She snorts. They both know he has no power over her and if she wants tequila tomorrow, she will damn well have it. Not that she's really considering it and ugh the mere thought of it turns her stomach.
She can have steak tomorrow. He promises! Tonight he can light his breath on fire and pretend to be a dragon, so no, no steak. ...How about a sandwich. He make slap some meat and cheese on bread and call it a fucking day.
"I couldn't hear it over the sweetcheeks," she replies flatly. She finishes off most of the glass, but there's still a few sips in there. Here, Church, have her pity water.
"Don't ever call me that crap again if you want to keep your balls." The sandwich helps to temper that threat, but only barely. It's not steak, though it'll have to do since she sure as hell isn't making anything.
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Water. Sounds good. Involves getting up. Ehhhhh shit here we go he's doing it he's doing the shuffling to the kitchen for water thing. He hates himself. Hate. Hate. So much hate. Everything is the worst. Tex is the worst.
"York didn't come in and shank me or ransack the place. So."
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"Lucky you."
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"I told you to slow down."
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...He might come back with two of them. Because he's fucking nice like that. "And not the honeybuns?"
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